Nee...sorry I haven't been on lately. DA's just boring the crap out of me.
It's especially sad that whenever I manage to get into a fight with some OC-loving arsehole, they can never come up with any good come-backs. It's all the same, really bad grammar, really childish insults and plenty of poorly spelt swearing. I need to be challenged in a fight, not sent into fights of laughter.
Thing is, I don't even laugh at the stupid comments I get anymore. I just got another back for my Kill Hill comment, and it was just lame and boring. Where's the fun gone on DA?
Then, to top it off, I got a policy violations note about one of my icons, so of course, they mods remove it. It's stupid, because I credited Takao Aoki for it and where it came from, but I still get crap about it. DA's shit, and it always will be shit if posting an icon and crediting it's artist is a crime. It's a goddamn icon you wankers. Go have a cry. Better still, go find Angelo's shoulder to cry on. DA was far better before he stole it from Jark.
So, my point is, don't expect me back on DA any time soon. Or any other website. I'll come back when it's not so boring. And when Jark's back. ;D
KaixRei is still the most beautiful thing that ever graced fanon!
My Vanishing Act
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I prefer YURI than YAOI mainly due to decompressed nature
d'you know me??
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I prefer YURI than YAOI mainly due to decompressed nature
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
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Naruto: Like Jesus?
Jiraya: Yes Naruto! Like Jesus.
Naruto: So Jesus was a Ninja?
Jiraya: Yes Naruto. Jesus was a ninja.
I Support Mighty Max
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Naruto: Like Jesus?
Jiraya: Yes Naruto! Like Jesus.
Naruto: So Jesus was a Ninja?
Jiraya: Yes Naruto. Jesus was a ninja.
I Support Mighty Max
Keep going!
Ride Free, Citizen
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Naruto: Like Jesus?
Jiraya: Yes Naruto! Like Jesus.
Naruto: So Jesus was a Ninja?
Jiraya: Yes Naruto. Jesus was a ninja.
I Support Mighty Max
if you get a dozen your loved!!
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send this heart to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get a dozen your love'd
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Naruto: Like Jesus?
Jiraya: Yes Naruto! Like Jesus.
Naruto: So Jesus was a Ninja?
Jiraya: Yes Naruto. Jesus was a ninja.
I Support Mighty Max
By the way nice gallery. Keep up the good work.
Join
Hope to see you there
:Heart: you
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I want to believe in love. I want to believe that no matter what happends, the feeling of love will never dissapear from this world.
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
KEEP READING.......
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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.
This game has been played since 1996.
You must send this letter to 7 people.
On the 5th day someone will ask you out or say, "I love you."
This is not a joke.
It has worked for many years.
If you break the chain,
you will have bad luck with guys/girls forever.
This is just for future readers.
This began in 1996,not much of a past, but it works.
So here are the rules:
If you read this on a Sunday, wish for a good week
If you read this on a Monday, wish for money
If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for love
If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for success
If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you want
If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot date
If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important phone call
Send this to seven people (after you make a wish).
Make sure it is sent as soon as you read it or your wish won't come true.
And check!
And repost dis with da name To My Dear Husband....To My Dear Wife...or u will bad sex in da future.......
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Naruto: Like Jesus?
Jiraya: Yes Naruto! Like Jesus.
Naruto: So Jesus was a Ninja?
Jiraya: Yes Naruto. Jesus was a ninja.
I Support Mighty Max
Appareantly you live...18.5 km from me
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<Harkila> i've always wondered what "holy shit" actually is
<Harkila> my strongest mental image is about the pope taking a crap
<bleak-> a radiant turd with a halo
<Rancid-> like, xbox?
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