Well, long time no see! I just thought, for my own sake, that I would leave a little parting message on my Dev account. Maybe I'll come back to the Beyblade fandom one day, when mother fucking OCs and TyKa aren't trying to rule the world. Buuuut...
That's fairly unlikely. So, let's get started! Before I get a million flames or shit from people, I'd like to say that this IS NOT DIRECTED TO FRIENDS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. YOU ARE MOST LIKELY ON MY FLIST.
I left the Beyblade fandom at the peak of its shittiness. Damn, I fucking hated it. When I wasn't getting OCs, 'MaoRei is liek offishal!' and TyKa rammed down my throat, it was a fun place to be. As long as none of the above came and ruined it, then I was cool.
BUT IT DID! IT FUCKING CAME AND IT FUCKING KILLED ME!!!
Dear sweet Jesus do I hate TyKa! I hate it sooooo much that I get an unpleasant feeling in my stomach when I think about it. Yet, no matter ho wmany warnings I gave to people to NOT shove it in my face, they still fucking did!
'Let me argue with you over why it is official!'
'Why can't you be accepting of TyKa! It is official you know!'
'OMG, hints mean a pairing is official! Like, didn't you know?'
Yes, I fucking do know, and no, it doesn't mean it's fucking official! There were A MILLION FUCKING HINTS OF KAIREI IN VFORCE, BUT IT'S NOT FUCKING OFFICIAL! FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHY IS IT THAT AS SOON AS TYKA HINTS POP UP, EVERYONE STARTS SCREAMING THAT IT'S FUCKING OFFICIAL?! FOR FUCKS SAKES, ARE YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES OR WHAT?!
Dear god you 'TyKa is canon' fans pissed me off so damn much! I hated you! I hated you more than an OC-writer! TyKa fans that jumped ship as soon as TyKa became 'it' pissed me off just as much.
What a pathetic, piss-weak fanbase TyKa had. I feel RESPECT for TyKa fans who have stayed loyal to that pairing throughout Beyblade. Awesome job! I'm not pissed at you whatsoever.
So, you can see, I hate nearly all aspects of TyKa. In my opinion (oh my god, she has an opinion?), it was the shittiest pairing of them all. Even MaoRei beat it, and dear god that was shit on a stick.
Oh, I hate that bitch Mao too.

Worst female character in Beyblade. She never made me laugh, smile or cheer for her. All she was to me was a PAIN IN THE ARSE. And, her existence brought about the existence of MaoRei, the worst het couple next to HiromiKai.
Did any of you see Kai's profile Wikipedia a while ago? Some shit head actually tried to say that by the end of the series, Kai had fallen in love with Hiromi. Luckily, it was soon deleted. What a bonafide A-Grade wanker.
KAI IS GAY. ACCEPT THE TRUTH. HE LOVES COCK. WAAAAH. HAVE A CRY.
Okay, I feel a little better. I'm waiting for Zii or someone to come up with a self-righteous comment to my post. I thought that was hilarious, getting a comment from her, when her previous member title had something to do with killing yaoi fangirls. That REALLY made me think about my unaccepting ways. *snort*
Oh, if any of you little pricks think you're smart by picking out any spelling errors, etc in my post, go fuck yourselves. I don't give a shit! Yaaaaaay!
And I still love KaiRei. Always have, always will! *laughs*
I hope I haven't given KaiRei fans a bad rep now. But they honestly have to get a backbone and tell TyKa fans when they hate TyKa, instead of being all meek and sweet and saying that it's 'okay'.
If they can bag the shit out of KaiRei, you can do the same. 5o times worse.
Love, Jordan. <3
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Johnny: Oh! Okay
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Ben: I don't know. Ill just hit it with a rock.
Johnny: Oh! Okay
I Support Mighty Max
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Ben: I don't know. Ill just hit it with a rock.
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Johnny: What's that?
Ben: I don't know. Ill just hit it with a rock.
Johnny: Oh! Okay
I Support Mighty Max
By the way nice gallery. Keep up the good work.
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It is easier to fall than it is to get up.
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
KEEP READING.......
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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.
This game has been played since 1996.
You must send this letter to 7 people.
On the 5th day someone will ask you out or say, "I love you."
This is not a joke.
It has worked for many years.
If you break the chain,
you will have bad luck with guys/girls forever.
This is just for future readers.
This began in 1996,not much of a past, but it works.
So here are the rules:
If you read this on a Sunday, wish for a good week
If you read this on a Monday, wish for money
If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for love
If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for success
If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you want
If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot date
If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important phone call
Send this to seven people (after you make a wish).
Make sure it is sent as soon as you read it or your wish won't come true.
And check!
And repost dis with da name To My Dear Husband....To My Dear Wife...or u will bad sex in da future.......
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Johnny: What's that?
Ben: I don't know. Ill just hit it with a rock.
Johnny: Oh! Okay
I Support Mighty Max
Appareantly you live...18.5 km from me
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<Harkila> i've always wondered what "holy shit" actually is
<Harkila> my strongest mental image is about the pope taking a crap
<bleak-> a radiant turd with a halo
<Rancid-> like, xbox?
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"The melody of logic always plays the notes of truth" --Ayumu Narumi(Spiral, Anime)
Where have you been!?!?!?!? =o
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Of course I'm in the KaiRei club! xDDDD
I can't live without my KaRe momma ;o;
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Getting bored of simple Kai x Rei? Here's some suggestions to spice up everyday KaRe conversation!
Kai on Rei
Kai in Rei
Rei insert Kai
Kai molesting Rei
Kai buttsecksing Rei co. Ja
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...We had no Time to say Good Bye...
You have some awesome stuff in your gallery ^__^.
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( . .)o ..::アイリス ゼイベル::..
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I stalked you back Krystal and Soriku! Always adding people to my stalk list...ehehe....
I adore my ID! Aren't they just the sexiest things you've ever seen? XDDDD
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Getting bored of simple Kai x Rei? Here's some suggestions to spice up everyday KaRe conversation!
Kai on Rei
Kai in Rei
Rei insert Kai
Kai molesting Rei
Kai buttsecksing Rei co. Ja
huggles!
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go visit my little sister now...[link]
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If I am easy to fool, then you must be easy to trick.
i'm back! SPAM TIME!
:cough: Dreamweaver :cough:
:cough: Artemis Fowl :cough:
:cough: onlytakingartemisfowlbackwhenyoushowmeth etranslation :cough:
oh dear, that's no good. it looks like i'm coming down with your cough jordy
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*smackshead* How could I forget buttsecksing?! I have to add it! XDDDDDDD
I love my ID, it just takes ages to load!
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Getting bored of simple Kai x Rei? Here's some suggestions to spice up everyday KaRe conversation!
Kai on Rei
Kai in Rei
Rei insert Kai
Kai molesting Rei
Kai buttsecksing Rei co. Ja
this one is killing me
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Make lookie lookie
You're a butterfly in the mind
You're a butterfly before my eyes
You're a butterfly, a trick of time
♥カイレイ
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