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FUCK YOU ALL (except friends)

Journal Entry: Wed May 10, 2006, 3:51 AM
Well, long time no see! I just thought, for my own sake, that I would leave a little parting message on my Dev account. Maybe I'll come back to the Beyblade fandom one day, when mother fucking OCs and TyKa aren't trying to rule the world. Buuuut...

That's fairly unlikely. So, let's get started! Before I get a million flames or shit from people, I'd like to say that this IS NOT DIRECTED TO FRIENDS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. YOU ARE MOST LIKELY ON MY FLIST.

I left the Beyblade fandom at the peak of its shittiness. Damn, I fucking hated it. When I wasn't getting OCs, 'MaoRei is liek offishal!' and TyKa rammed down my throat, it was a fun place to be. As long as none of the above came and ruined it, then I was cool.

BUT IT DID! IT FUCKING CAME AND IT FUCKING KILLED ME!!!

Dear sweet Jesus do I hate TyKa! I hate it sooooo much that I get an unpleasant feeling in my stomach when I think about it. Yet, no matter ho wmany warnings I gave to people to NOT shove it in my face, they still fucking did!

'Let me argue with you over why it is official!'

'Why can't you be accepting of TyKa! It is official you know!'

'OMG, hints mean a pairing is official! Like, didn't you know?'

Yes, I fucking do know, and no, it doesn't mean it's fucking official! There were A MILLION FUCKING HINTS OF KAIREI IN VFORCE, BUT IT'S NOT FUCKING OFFICIAL! FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHY IS IT THAT AS SOON AS TYKA HINTS POP UP, EVERYONE STARTS SCREAMING THAT IT'S FUCKING OFFICIAL?! FOR FUCKS SAKES, ARE YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES OR WHAT?!

Dear god you 'TyKa is canon' fans pissed me off so damn much! I hated you! I hated you more than an OC-writer! TyKa fans that jumped ship as soon as TyKa became 'it' pissed me off just as much.

What a pathetic, piss-weak fanbase TyKa had. I feel RESPECT for TyKa fans who have stayed loyal to that pairing throughout Beyblade. Awesome job! I'm not pissed at you whatsoever.

So, you can see, I hate nearly all aspects of TyKa. In my opinion (oh my god, she has an opinion?), it was the shittiest pairing of them all. Even MaoRei beat it, and dear god that was shit on a stick.

Oh, I hate that bitch Mao too. :) Worst female character in Beyblade. She never made me laugh, smile or cheer for her. All she was to me was a PAIN IN THE ARSE. And, her existence brought about the existence of MaoRei, the worst het couple next to HiromiKai.

Did any of you see Kai's profile Wikipedia a while ago? Some shit head actually tried to say that by the end of the series, Kai had fallen in love with Hiromi. Luckily, it was soon deleted. What a bonafide A-Grade wanker.

KAI IS GAY. ACCEPT THE TRUTH. HE LOVES COCK. WAAAAH. HAVE A CRY. ;)

Okay, I feel a little better. I'm waiting for Zii or someone to come up with a self-righteous comment to my post. I thought that was hilarious, getting a comment from her, when her previous member title had something to do with killing yaoi fangirls. That REALLY made me think about my unaccepting ways. *snort*

Oh, if any of you little pricks think you're smart by picking out any spelling errors, etc in my post, go fuck yourselves. I don't give a shit! Yaaaaaay!

And I still love KaiRei. Always have, always will! *laughs*

I hope I haven't given KaiRei fans a bad rep now. But they honestly have to get a backbone and tell TyKa fans when they hate TyKa, instead of being all meek and sweet and saying that it's 'okay'.

If they can bag the shit out of KaiRei, you can do the same. 5o times worse.

Love, Jordan. <3

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 14 (Damn it! Even numbers suck >_<)
  • Current Residence: Adelaide, Australia
  • Interests: Yaoi, Shounen ai, BL, boy smut, KaRe, YuBo, Beyblade, Drawing, Writing Fanfics
  • Favourite movie: Master and Commander, Dodgeball, Signs, The Mothman Prophecies, Zoolander
  • Favourite band or musician: Yoko Kanno and Maaya Sakamoto! *___*
  • Favourite genre of music: Dramatic music always gets me going XD
  • Favourite artist: Yoko Matsushita, Yonezou Nekota, Yamato Nase
  • Favourite poet or writer: Myself naturally ^^ Joking, FF.Net writers I spose!
  • Favourite photographer: Are you kidding me? I have no idea!
  • Favourite style of art: Anime!
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod! Whooohooo!!!
  • Shell of choice: The classic ones, you know the ones the petrol company Shell use?
  • Wallpaper of choice: Anything with smexy bishie/bisei boys!
  • Skin of choice: The normal Windows one? Uh..I love you?!
  • Favourite game: Zelda, Banjo-Kazooie, Simpsons Hit and Run, SSBM
  • Favourite gaming platform: Gamecube or Nintendo. Sega always has a special place in my heart too
  • Favourite cartoon character: Any bishie/bisei who's not with a girl! XD
  • Personal Quote: 'Let's make clam love' No Clam, bad boy!
  • Tools of the Trade: My Pencils and sometimes my compie. Depends!

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Devious Comments

~minami-bastardsama:iconminami-bastardsama: Jul 9, 2008, 10:34:23 PM
have you ever made yuri once in your whole life??

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the truth is on the march; nothing can stop it now
~minami-bastardsama:iconminami-bastardsama: Jul 9, 2008, 10:32:47 PM Mood: Love
yay... more yaoi.. just kidding kok... pernah buat yuri ga?^^ enak loh.. coba deh
d'you know me??

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the truth is on the march; nothing can stop it now
~TurtleSea:iconTurtleSea: Feb 10, 2007, 4:51:06 AM
Today Is Bestfriend Day.
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
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10-& Up you're a great friend

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Johnny: What's that?
Ben: I don't know. Ill just hit it with a rock.
Johnny: Oh! Okay

I Support Mighty Max
~TurtleSea:iconTurtleSea: Jan 8, 2007, 12:37:37 PM
a lucky star dropped on earth 1 night, and it asked me "what do u want?a million dollars, or a true friend?". I chose a million dollars.....because i already got you.*Send this to 20 of ur truest friends of DA, if u don't you will have bad luck with friendships for the rest of ur life!!! If u get this back ur a true friend..

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Fantastic Four - World's Greatest Heroes
Johnny: What's that?
Ben: I don't know. Ill just hit it with a rock.
Johnny: Oh! Okay

I Support Mighty Max
~TurtleSea:iconTurtleSea: Dec 20, 2006, 8:26:24 AM
:snowflake:Merry christmas:snowflake:

Keep going!
:kiss: Bjs Turtle
Ride Free, Citizen

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Fantastic Four - World's Greatest Heroes
Johnny: What's that?
Ben: I don't know. Ill just hit it with a rock.
Johnny: Oh! Okay

I Support Mighty Max
~TurtleSea:iconTurtleSea: Aug 3, 2006, 12:20:15 PM
Today is love your friends day. Send this to all your friends and me if I am 1. If you get 7 back, then you are a TRUE FRIEND... ------------------------------------

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send this heart to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get a dozen your love'd

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Fantastic Four - World's Greatest Heroes
Johnny: What's that?
Ben: I don't know. Ill just hit it with a rock.
Johnny: Oh! Okay

I Support Mighty Max
~athrunxkira:iconathrunxkira: Mar 9, 2006, 3:31:35 PM
Join the Athrun x Kira Club :w00t::w00t: Everyone is welcome!!!!
By the way nice gallery. Keep up the good work.
Join
Hope to see you there
~Tsukahime:iconTsukahime: Mar 6, 2006, 2:54:15 PM
Hey whut's up??? Haven't heard from you in a while...Just checking up on you!

:Heart: you

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It is easier to fall than it is to get up.
~TurtleSea:iconTurtleSea: Feb 10, 2006, 3:34:08 AM
TO MY DEAR WIFE:

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.


I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.

The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

KEEP READING.......

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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV

Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.
This game has been played since 1996.
You must send this letter to 7 people.
On the 5th day someone will ask you out or say, "I love you."

This is not a joke.
It has worked for many years.
If you break the chain,
you will have bad luck with guys/girls forever.
This is just for future readers.
This began in 1996,not much of a past, but it works.

So here are the rules:

If you read this on a Sunday, wish for a good week
If you read this on a Monday, wish for money
If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for love
If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for success
If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you want
If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot date
If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important phone call

Send this to seven people (after you make a wish).

Make sure it is sent as soon as you read it or your wish won't come true.

And check!


And repost dis with da name To My Dear Husband....To My Dear Wife...or u will bad sex in da future.......

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Fantastic Four - World's Greatest Heroes
Johnny: What's that?
Ben: I don't know. Ill just hit it with a rock.
Johnny: Oh! Okay

I Support Mighty Max
~Mike-Towns:iconMike-Towns: Feb 3, 2006, 10:38:22 AM
Hey, I was bored so I looked at what the neighbours option was.

Appareantly you live...18.5 km from me :D

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<Harkila> i've always wondered what "holy shit" actually is
<Harkila> my strongest mental image is about the pope taking a crap
<bleak-> a radiant turd with a halo
<Rancid-> like, xbox?
~Gothic-Rez:iconGothic-Rez: Oct 29, 2005, 6:44:59 PM
Hey Raine! Long time no see! ~~~~~~~~~<3

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"The melody of logic always plays the notes of truth" --Ayumu Narumi(Spiral, Anime)
~sunstarbubbles:iconsunstarbubbles: Oct 7, 2005, 11:58:57 PM
:poke:

Where have you been!?!?!?!? =o

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~Raine-Flowe:iconRaine-Flowe: Sep 18, 2005, 12:31:11 AM
Thankyou! :heart:

Of course I'm in the KaiRei club! xDDDD

I can't live without my KaRe momma ;o;

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Getting bored of simple Kai x Rei? Here's some suggestions to spice up everyday KaRe conversation!
Kai on Rei
Kai in Rei
Rei insert Kai
Kai molesting Rei
Kai buttsecksing Rei co. Ja
*bibi-chan:iconbibi-chan: Sep 13, 2005, 12:48:01 PM
:heart: nyu :3

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:damphyr: Binka Ishida
...We had no Time to say Good Bye...
~4ever-Phnx:icon4ever-Phnx: Sep 5, 2005, 2:03:21 PM
XD I love KaiRei, too ^__^. Are you in the KaiRei club?

You have some awesome stuff in your gallery ^__^.
=Iris-Zeible:iconIris-Zeible: Sep 3, 2005, 5:47:15 PM
:love: niccy gallery~:heart:

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~Raine-Flowe:iconRaine-Flowe: Aug 30, 2005, 1:51:19 AM
KaRe is my absolture favourite pairing, I couldn't live without it! :heart:

I stalked you back Krystal and Soriku! Always adding people to my stalk list...ehehe....

I adore my ID! Aren't they just the sexiest things you've ever seen? XDDDD

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Getting bored of simple Kai x Rei? Here's some suggestions to spice up everyday KaRe conversation!
Kai on Rei
Kai in Rei
Rei insert Kai
Kai molesting Rei
Kai buttsecksing Rei co. Ja
~Soriku-video-gamer:iconSoriku-video-gamer: Aug 28, 2005, 2:18:02 AM
tanks for da watch! :+devwatch:
huggles! :hug:

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go visit my little sister now...[link]
~Krystal-Nyte:iconKrystal-Nyte: Aug 27, 2005, 2:51:44 PM
HAHAHAHAA!! I love your signature! I'm going to watch you because KAIxREI IS the best couple!!!
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:flame:KaixRei is the best, if you dont' believe me then you can lick a pole on a cold day.:snowflake:

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~yuji-chan:iconyuji-chan: Aug 26, 2005, 11:02:51 AM
omg i love your icon i want to one ><
~yuji-chan:iconyuji-chan: Aug 21, 2005, 7:38:56 AM
nice wild rock ID X3 :hug:
~sunstarbubbles:iconsunstarbubbles: Aug 20, 2005, 4:00:32 AM
:spammer:

i'm back! SPAM TIME!

:spammer:

:cough: Dreamweaver :cough:

:cough: Artemis Fowl :cough:

:cough: onlytakingartemisfowlbackwhenyoushowmeth etranslation :cough:

oh dear, that's no good. it looks like i'm coming down with your cough jordy ;)

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~Raine-Flowe:iconRaine-Flowe: Aug 15, 2005, 2:13:39 AM
Heee, thanks for the stalk! :heart:

*smackshead* How could I forget buttsecksing?! I have to add it! XDDDDDDD

I love my ID, it just takes ages to load! ^^;

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Getting bored of simple Kai x Rei? Here's some suggestions to spice up everyday KaRe conversation!
Kai on Rei
Kai in Rei
Rei insert Kai
Kai molesting Rei
Kai buttsecksing Rei co. Ja
~Chichilein:iconChichilein: Aug 13, 2005, 12:06:06 PM
>Kai buttsecksing Rei.

this one is killing me :heart:

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You're a butterfly in the mind
You're a butterfly before my eyes
You're a butterfly, a trick of time


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